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This ain't a personal ad, bro. Tinder in Miami is like Mugshot Fridays for single people: If he's serious about being serious, he's probably still reeling from his divorce. He's promising candlelit dinners, moonlit walks on the beach. In his Neanderthal mind he's thinking that if he was in close enough proximity to a girl as hot as this one, then he must be worthy of an equally hot girl and you should totally be enticed to give him a chance. He goes right for the kill, giving lucky ladies all over Miami a healthy dose of shirtless selfies.